A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
at least 2014 didnt start out with someone sucking on a tampon
w is not a vowel
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol